Tuesday, January 06, 2009

What's in a Name?

I don't name my cars. I've always called them "car" or "van" or by the model, when I drove a Pinto.

My new car named itself when its license plate came.

Its name is George Herbert Walker.

Yes, I am driving a Republican car.

9 comments:

  1. Yes, but YOU drive IT. You're the decider!

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  2. When did you get a new car?

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  3. Dad say you have GOT to come up with another combination of names for those letters! He says there are million out there and that you can do better. LOL

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  4. Mine also choose it's own name: Voldemort.

    It's an anarchist.

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  5. That's some scary shit.

    My plates are VLD 666 so the Matrix became Very Lively Demon

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  6. Heels & The Moooooo -- Can't change it. That's the car's name. Doesn't mean I'll call it anything but "car," though.

    Matt -- Oh, I thought I mentioned it. Umm, since halfway through November.

    Otis -- An anarchist and a smart one, at that.

    Jazz -- Only scary if elected into high office.

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  7. I didn't mean you should change it, I mean that it may be a Republican, but you're behind the wheel.

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  8. Oh.

    And it's a lot easier steering a car of an opposing party than a Congress.

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  9. It's telling you that, regardless of its right-leaning motives, it truly does have moderate politics.

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