Monday, May 10, 2004


According to every other customer I saw today, the Kings (a basketball team, for those out of the know)are doing fairly well. Usually, when they do this well, they end up playing the Lakers in the playoffs. Using this, I've figured out a way to unite the people of Los Angeles. This would require the Kings and the Lakers to be tied in games and the final one must be played in LA; the Kings would win by one point in the last second of overtime by fouling some LA player, but not being call on it.

I think this would unite every man and women, every race, every religion, and every sexual orientation in LA. They would riot on a scale only seen in movies.

Ah, unity.

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