So, old friend had a baby this weekend. Or, at least, labor was induced. That should damn well mean a baby came out, right?
Anyway, congratulation to that old friend and her husband. Hope all is well and soon her family will be away so the pestering can stop.
(Also, no, I don't know the baby's sex. Just know it was had. I'm sure some of you are friends with her on Facebook and could probably know as much or more than I do already.)