Link to the quotes.
5. JFK in a wheel chair.
6. Emoticon'd Hal
8. Not Alaska
10. "Nobody's perfect." is the final line.
14. Most people think the one before this one is the best. I disagree.
15. Sweet Anime
16. No Bob
17. River of blood
18. Really wanted to be Hellraiser
20. The crappiest of the crappy ones.