Once was lost and still ain't found.
And there, in a nutshell is the advantage to peeing sitting down.
Wait, are you telling me you'd be cool if your peeing started sputtering?Sure, sitting down there'd be less possibility of mess, but I can't imagine that bubbly urine would ever be thought of as okay.
You'd have to go to the ER with pee on your pants ... then you'd be 'that guy' and people would stare unintentionally!
Better to be the guy with piss all over his pants than "one of those people" who get weird stuff stuck up their anus.I will not have a fusilli sculpture of any kind on my couch!
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