Less Than 4 Hours To Go In My Wedge Of The World

 When your day begins with disappointment because you wake up, you'd think that what happens the rest of the day wouldn't effect you. It does, though.

Here's to a new year of hoping for the best and not quite being prepared for the worst!

A Dream Denied

I will never be invited to host Saturday Night Live.

That being said, if I were to be invited I know what my monologue would be:

I'd go out on stage and say how wonderful it is hosting for my 5th time. I'd carry with me a threadbare, button down, Mr. Roger's style sweater with a crappy, cut-out paper "5" pinned to it. An "audience" member insists that I haven't hosted 5 times and we argue. In the end, I'd ignore the "audience" member and start demanding that Candice Bergen and Danny DeVito come out to invite me to the Five Timers Lounge. Finally, Lorne Michaels or a cast member comes out and says no one's coming and makes me understand that it's my first time hosting. I'd fall to my knees in tears and say, "We have a great show tonight..."

Gone to the Movies Now #2: The Handmaid

 The Handmaid opens with one of the leads driving a car. She parks her car and puts on glasses.

This struck me as odd. I've know lots of people who are required, by law, to wear glasses while driving who take them off once the car's parked. (I don't understand this behavior. As one who wears glasses, I like to see as clearly while I'm walking around as I do while I'm driving, but that's just me.) However, I have never met anyone who can drive without glasses who decides to put them on before they get out of the car.

The beginning left me uneasy and that sense of unease didn't leave until about halfway through the movie. None of the leads are telling the full truth. The movie clearly wanted me to feel certain ways about the lead character, but they way that acted in or reacted to situations didn't seem quite right. I couldn't place my finger on it.

I felt the unease for a long time. Like long enough that I was questioning if I wanted to watch the rest of the movie. I wasn't going to leave because I paid my money, but still... did I want to be there?

Then there's an intimate moment when, rather than showing anything, the director moved the camara off the couple and onto an object, which was odd because there was some pretty serious sensuality with naked bodies not long before this scene. Why, I wondered, was that choice made?

And then the shit hit the fan and the movie became more focused and I started to enjoy myself.

I'm not going to say much about what happened, but I will say that I have rarely been so happy to see shoddy police work from a victim blamer.

Gone to the Movies Now #1

I've been holding on to movie tickets since late-ish 1995. Earlier this year, while sick, I entered the tickets into a spreadsheet. I'm sharing it here.

It's only a complete list of tickets I have, not all the movies I've seen in the theater. Also, I'm not always given a ticket when someone buys form me. A few were old style tickets that didn't list dates.

Anyway, here you go:

Title	Date Watched
Mortal Kombat	8/19/1995
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar	9/16/1995
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls	11/11/1995
Toy Story	12/3/1995
Executive Decision	?/?/1996
James and the Giant Peach	4/14/1996
Dragon Heart	6/4/1996
Independence Day	7/13/1996
Mutliplicity	7/17/1996
Jack	8/25/1996
In and Out	?/?/1997
Scream	1/25/1997
Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope Special Edition	1/31/1997
Star Wars Episode 6: Return of the Jedi Special Edition	3/14/1997
Batman and Robin	6/23/1997
Hercules	6/27/1997
Men In Black	7/3/1997
Face/Off	7/22/1997
Contact	8/6/1997
Spawn	8/7/1997
Contact	8/11/1997
Event Horizon	9/1/1997
The Full Monty	9/28/1997
The Game	10/12/1997
I Know What You Did Last Summer	10/18/1997
Bean	11/8/1997
Starship Troopers	11/8/1997
Gattaca	11/22/1997
Anastasia	11/22/1997
Alien Resurrection	11/28/1997
Scream 2	12/14/1997
Les Miserables	?/?/1998
Lost in Space	?/?/1998
As Good As It Gets	?/?/1998
Tomorrow Never Dies	1/2/1998
Good Will Hunting	1/18/1998
Titanic	1/19/1998
L.A. Confidential	2/15/1998
Primary Colors	3/23/1998
Grease	4/5/1998
The Object of My Affection	4/17/1998
The Truman Show	6/6/1998
Mulan	6/23/1998
Saving Privat Ryan	7/26/1998
The X-Files: Fight the Future	7/29/1998
There's Something About Mary	8/22/1998
Antz	10/17/1998
Pratical Magic	11/5/1998
Plesantville	11/14/1998
Star Trek Insurrection	12/12/1998
Prince of Egypt	12/19/1998
A Bugs Life	12/26/1998
Prince of Egypt	1/2/1999
Patch Adams	1/4/1999
Payback	2/6/1999
Shakespeare in Love	2/19/1999
Doug's First Movie	3/28/1999
The Matrix	4/2/1999
Elizabeth	4/30/1999
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace	5/22/1999
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me	7/14/1999
Muppets From Space	7/15/1999
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut	7/16/1999
The Blair Witch Project	8/8/1999
American Beauty	11/9/1999
Pokémon: The First Movie	11/11/1999
Dogma	11/15/1999
Sleepy Hollow	11/23/1999
Toy Story 2	12/27/1999
Fantasia 2000	1/4/2000
Galaxy Quest	1/9/2000
The Talented Mr. Ripley	1/15/2000
High Fidelity	4/11/2000
High Fidelity	4/26/2000
Battlefield Earth	5/18/2000
Mission Impossible II	5/24/2000
Titan A.E.	6/19/2000
Chicken Run	7/12/2000
X-Men	7/16/2000
Scary Movie	8/1/2000
Almost Famous	10/1/2000
Bedazzled	10/22/2000
Charlie's Angels	11/10/2000
Fantasia 2000	12/14/2000
Emperor's New Groove	12/23/2000
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon	1/30/2001
Thirteen Days	1/30/2001
O Brother, Where Art Thou?	2/3/2001
Recess: School's Out	2/16/2001
Traffic	3/6/2001
Traffic	3/20/2001
Blow	4/7/2001
Shrek	5/28/2001
Evolution	6/9/2001
A.I. Artificial Intellengence	7/16/2001
Atlantis: The Lost Empire	7/22/2001
Planet of the Apes	7/28/2001
Legally Blonde	8/14/2001
Rat Race	8/18/2001
American Pie 2	8/24/2001
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back	8/26/2001
Harry Potter and the Sorcer's Stone	11/23/2001
Harry Potter and the Sorcer's Stone	12/11/2001
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings	12/23/2001
Ocean's 11	12/31/2001
The Royal Tenebaum	1/4/2002
Beauty and the Beast	1/12/2002
A Beautiful Mind	1/22/2002
Gosford Park	1/29/2002
Ice Age	3/20/2002
Death to Smoochy	3/30/2002
Big Trouble	4/5/2002
The Business of Others	4/17/2002
Novocaine	4/24/2002
Storytelling	5/1/2002
Spider-Man	5/4/2002
Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones	5/17/2002
About a Boy	6/10/2002
Lilo and Stitch	6/29/2002
Men In Black II	7/12/2002
Spike and Mike's Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation	10/19/2002
The Santa Clause 2	11/11/2002
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets	11/20/2002
Solaris	11/29/2002
Star Trek: Nemesis	12/14/2002
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers	12/24/2002
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers	12/28/2002
The Triplets of Belleville	?/?/2003
Catch Me If You Can	1/19/2003
8 Women	1/28/2003
Igby Goes Down	2/4/2003
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind	2/6/2003
Roger Dodger	2/11/2003
Adptation	2/13/2003
The Crime of Padre Amaro	2/18/2003
Chicago	2/18/2003
Standing in the Shadow of Mowtown	2/25/2003
The Man From Elysium Fields	3/4/2003
Interview With the Assassin	3/25/2003
Chicago	3/27/2003
Bowling for Columbine	4/1/2003
The Quiet American	4/9/2003
Read My Lips	4/9/2003
Nicholas Nickleby	4/15/2003
Talk to Her	4/22/2003
Holes	4/28/2003
The Matrix Reloaded	5/19/2003
Bowling for Columbine	5/19/2003
Finding Nemo	6/7/2003
The Hulk	6/20/2003
American Wedding	8/2/2003
Man on the (?)	9/10/2003
Spellbound	9/17/2003
Under the Same Sky (?)	9/24/2003
Northfork	10/1/2003
The Good Thief	10/8/2003
L' Auberge Espagnole	10/15/2003
Kill Bill vol 1	10/15/2003
Winged Migration	11/12/2003
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World	11/26/2003
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King	12/21/2003
Big Fish	1/11/2004
Lost in Translation	1/31/2004
Jersey Girl	4/5/2004
Hellboy	4/10/2004
Kill Bill vol 2	4/18/2004
13 Going on 30	5/9/2004
Troy	5/16/2004
Shrek 2	5/22/2004
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban	6/4/2004
Saved	6/19/2004
Fahrenheit 911	6/28/2004
Spider-Man 2	7/1/2004
Garden State	8/28/2004
Hero	9/12/2004
Garden State	9/15/2004
I Heart Hukabees	11/3/2004
The Incredibles	11/13/2004
Polar Express	11/13/2004
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie	11/20/2004
Sideways	12/28/2004
The Aviator	3/6/2005
Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy	4/29/2005
Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith	5/19/2005
Madagascar	5/27/2005
Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith	5/28/2005
Crash	5/31/2005
Batman Begins	6/16/2005
War of the Worlds	7/5/2005
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory	7/15/2005
Broken Flowers	8/27/2005
The 40-Year-Old Virgin	9/4/2005
The Corpse Bride	9/24/2005
Serenity	9/30/2005
The Weatherman	10/31/2005
Capote	11/5/2005
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire	11/18/2005
Serenity	11/19/2005
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire	11/23/2005
Shopgirl	12/3/2005
Rent	12/4/2005
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe	12/23/2005
The Producers	1/18/2006
Munich	1/22/2006
Good Night and Goodluck	2/12/2006
V For Vendetta	3/19/2006
Thank You For Smoking	3/31/2006
Sentinel	4/29/2006
Art School Confidential	5/29/2006
X-Men: The Last Stand	5/30/2006
Prairie Home Companion	6/9/2006
Cars	6/9/2006
Superman Returns	6/27/2006
An Inconvient Truth	7/9/2006
Clerks 2	7/22/2006
Strangers With Candy	8/15/2006
Little Miss Sunshine	8/19/2006
Pirates of the Caribbean: Deadman's Chest	9/26/2006
This Film is Not Yet Rated	9/30/2006
Hollywoodland	10/9/2006
Infamous	10/24/2006
The Queen	11/4/2006
Death of a President	11/9/2006
Stranger than Fiction	11/10/2006
Casino Royal	11/24/2006
For Your Consideration	12/16/2006
Dreamgirls	1/13/2007
Volver	2/10/2007
Pan's Labyrinth	2/12/2007
300	3/10/2007
Spider-Man 3	5/4/2007
Shreck the Third	5/19/2007
Waitress	5/28/2007
Hot Fuzz	5/29/2007
Knocked Up	6/24/2007
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End	6/26/2007
Sicko	7/4/2007
Transformers	7/7/2007
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix	7/14/2007
Hairspray	8/7/2007
The Bourne Ultimatum	8/11/2007
Super Bad	10/27/2007
In the Shadow of the Moon	10/28/2007
My Kid Could Paint That	11/6/2007
No Country for Old Men	11/17/2007
The Golden Compass	12/7/2007
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street	12/30/2007
Juno	1/1/2008
Cloverfield	1/18/2008
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street	1/29/2008
The Bank Job	3/9/2008
Forgetting Sarah Marshall	4/18/2008
Smart People	4/29/2008
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian	5/17/2008
Forgetting Sarah Marshall	5/20/2008
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull	5/25/2008
Iron Man	6/3/2008
Wall-E	6/27/2008
The X-Files: I Want to Believe	7/27/2008
The Dark Knight	8/9/2008
The Dark Knight	9/2/2008
Hamlet 2	9/16/2008
Tropic Thunder	9/23/2008
Pineapple Express	9/30/2008
Choke	10/21/2008
Zack and Miri Make a Porno	10/31/2008
Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist	11/4/2008
Burn After Reading	11/11/2008
Coraline	2/14/2009
Waltz With Bashir	2/21/2009
Adventureland	5/5/2009
Star Trek	5/8/2009
I Love You Man	5/12/2009
Star Trek	7/12/2009
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince	7/17/2009
Away We Go	7/24/2009
Moon	8/11/2009
District 9	8/22/2009
Capitalisism: A Love Story	10/2/2009
The Men Who Stare at Goats	11/11/2009
The Fantastic Mr. Fox	1/5/2010
The Princess and the Frog	1/19/2010
Up in the Air	3/9/2010
Alice in Wonderland	3/13/2010
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief	3/23/2010
She's Out of My League	4/13/2010
Diary of a Wimpy Kid	4/20/2010
Iron Man 2	6/29/2010
The Last Airbender	8/10/2010
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World	8/14/2010
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World	8/26/2010
Easy A	9/24/2010
Megamind	11/11/2010
Paul	3/19/2011
Your Highness	4/16/2011
Scream 4	4/23/2011
Thor	5/8/2011
Bridesmaids	5/21/2011
Green Lantern	6/17/2011
Super 8	6/23/2011
Bad Teacher	7/12/2011
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2	7/17/2011
Captain America: The First Avenger	7/29/2011
Rise of the Planet of the Apes	8/27/2011
Moneyball	10/8/2011
Puss in Boots	11/5/2011
The Muppets	11/23/2011
The Adventures of Tintin	12/31/2011
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace 3D	2/11/2012
The Secret World of Arrietty	2/20/2012
The Hunger Games	4/6/2012
Cabin in the Woods	4/28/2012
Dark Shadows	5/17/2012
Prometheus	6/16/2012
The Avengers	6/23/2012
Brave	6/30/2012
Ted	7/12/2012
The Amazing Spider-Man	7/13/2012
The Dark Knight Rises	7/20/2012
The Bourne Legacy	8/18/2012
The Odd Life of Timothy Green	9/16/2012
Wreck-It Ralph	11/4/2012
Cloud Atlas	11/11/2012
Lincoln	11/17/2012
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey	12/16/2012
The Guilt Trip	12/22/2012
Les Miserables	12/30/2012
Man of Steel	?/?/2013
Warm Bodies	2/3/2013
Iron Man 3	5/4/2013
Star Trek Into Darkness	5/19/2013
This Is the End	6/15/2013
Now You See Me	6/19/2013
Pacific Rim	7/14/2013
The Heat	7/20/2013
We're the Millers	8/11/2013
The World's End	8/24/2013
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters	9/7/2013
Gravity	10/4/2013
Ender's Game	11/3/2013
Ender's Game	11/10/2013
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire	11/26/2013
Saving Mr. Banks	12/22/2013
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug	1/1/2014
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty	1/5/2014
That Awkward Moment	2/2/2014
Veronica Mars	3/13/2014
Divergent	3/22/2014
Muppets Most Wanted	3/31/2014
Captain America: The Winter Soldier	4/8/2014
X-Men: Days of Future Past	5/26/2014
A Million Ways to Die in the West	6/7/2014
Jersey Boys	7/15/2014
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles	8/18/2014
Guardians of the Galaxy	8/22/2014
This Is Where I Leave You	10/1/2014
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1	11/25/2014
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1	12/14/2014
Big Hero 6	12/17/2014
Into the Woods	12/25/2014
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies	1/3/2015
Cinderella	3/15/2015
Avengers: The Age of Ultron	5/3/2015
Avengers: The Age of Ultron	5/16/2015
Spy	6/7/2015
Inside Out	7/5/2015
Minions	8/2/2015
The Martian	10/26/2015
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2	11/27/2015
Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens	12/17/2015
The Big Short	1/9/2016
5th Wave	1/30/2016
Hail Caesar!	2/8/2016
Deadpool	2/20/2016
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot	3/6/2016
The Boss	4/9/2016
Keanu	4/30/2016
The Avengers	5/6/2012
Captain America: Civil War	5/7/2016
X-Men: Apocalypse	5/29/2016
Ghostbusters	7/25/2016
Star Trek Beyond	7/26/2016
Star Trek Beyond	7/27/2016
Suicide Squad	8/6/2016
Ant-Man	8/9/2016
Blair Witch	9/16/2016
Snowden	9/18/2016
The Accountant	10/15/2016
Doctor Strange	11/13/2016
Arrival	11/17/2016
Moana	11/29/2016
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story	12/17/2016
Hidden Figures	1/15/2017
The Lego Batman Movie	2/11/2017
Get Out	2/26/2017
Power Rangers	4/4/2017
Beauty and the Beast	4/9/2017
Alien: Covenant	5/20/2017
Wonder Woman	6/1/2017
Spider-Man: Homecoming	7/8/2017
War for the Planet of the Apes	7/16/2017
Wonder Woman	7/22/2017
Baby Driver	7/27/2017
The Dark Tower	8/5/2017
It	9/15/2017
Battle of the Sexes	10/8/2017
Thor: Ragnarok	11/4/2017
Justice League	11/20/2017
Coco	12/3/2017
Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi	12/17/2017
The Greatest Showman	12/31/2017
The Shape of Water	1/28/2018
The Post	1/30/2018
Black Panther	2/19/2018
Game Night	2/24/2018
A Wrinlke in Time	3/11/2018
Pacific Rim: Uprising	3/28/2018
Ready Player One	4/2/2018
A Quiet Place	4/8/2018
Isle of Dogs	4/15/2018
Avengers: Infinity War	4/28/2018
Deadpool 2	5/19/2018
Solo: A Star Wars Story	5/27/2018
Ocean's 8	6/9/2018
The Incredibles 2	6/17/2018
Ant-Man and the Wasp	7/7/2018
Teen Titans GO! To the Movies	7/28/2018
South Pacific	8/29/2018
The Happytime Murders	8/30/2018
Bad Times at the El Royale	10/17/2018
First Man	10/18/2018
Halloween	10/21/2018
Bohemian Rhapsody	11/12/2018
Fantastic Beasts: The Crime of Grindewald	11/17/2018
Widows	11/19/2018
Anna and the Apocalypse	12/8/2018
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse	12/15/2018
Aquaman	12/31/2018
Vice	1/7/2019
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World	3/12/2019
Captain Marvel	3/18/2019
The Lego Move 2: The Second Part	4/1/2019
Shazam!	4/5/2019
Avengers: Endgame	4/27/2019
Long Shot	5/14/2019
Godzilla: King of the Monsters	6/1/2019
Rocketman	6/12/2019
Late Night	6/21/2019
Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood	8/16/2019
The Farewell	8/25/2019
Spider-Man: Far From Home	8/31/2019
Spider-Man: Far From Home	9/4/2019
It Chapter 2	9/7/2019
Brittany Runs a Marathon	9/23/2019
Downtown Abbey	9/26/2019
Ad Astra	9/30/2019
Abominable	10/7/2019
Joker	10/17/2019
Zombieland: Double Tap	10/24/2019
Doctor Sleep	11/12/2019
Jojo Rabbit	11/15/2019
Kives Out	12/8/2019
Star Wars Episode 9: The Rise of Skywalker	12/27/2019
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood	1/1/2020
Frozen II	1/4/2020
Little Women	1/18/2020
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn	2/7/2020
Onward	3/8/2020
Invisible Man	3/11/2020
The Personal History of David Copperfield	9/6/2020
New Mutants	9/16/2020
Star Wars Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back 40th Anniversary	9/26/2020
The Suicide Squad	8/7/2021
Free Guy	8/13/2021
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings	9/11/2021
Jungle Cruise	9/18/2021
Dear Evan Hansen	9/25/2021
Dune	10/24/2021
Spider-Man: No Way Home	1/17/2022
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness	5/23/2022
The Bob's Burgers Movie	5/28/2022
Thor: Love and Thunder	7/10/2022
Thor: Love and Thunder	8/22/2022
Black Adam	10/30/2022
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever	11/19/2022
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish	1/15/2023
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania	2/17/2023
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves	4/7/2023
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3	5/6/2023
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse	6/7/2023
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts	6/15/2023
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem	8/12/2023
Blue Beetle	8/26/2023
Marvels	11/10/2023
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom	12/23/2023
Argylle	2/8/2024
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes	5/10/2024
Furiosa	5/29/2024
Deadpool and Wolverine	8/3/2024
Red One	12/1/2024
Flow	1/18/2025
Captain America: Brave New World	2/15/2025
Companion	2/17/2025
Mickey 17	3/9/2025
Death of a Unicorn	4/1/2025
Thuderbolts*	5/3/2025
Superman	7/12/2025
The Muppet Movie	7/13/2025
Fantastic 4	7/26/2025
Toxic Avenger	8/31/2025
Spinal Tap II: The End Continues	9/12/2025
The Long Walk	9/19/2025
Predator: Badlands	11/11/2025
Wicked: For Good	11/23/2025
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery	11/29/2025
The Handmaid	12/20/2025

I'm mostly happy with what's on this list. Some of the movies I don't really remember. That's not a good sign for those movies.

The Word, Not the Sentiment?

While driving home today, "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails started playing on the radio.

I know the song pretty well, from back in the day, but I didn't have cable TV at that time and don't think I ever heard it on the radio before.

I wasn't surprised that "fuck" was was edited out of "I want to fuck you like an animal." I live in the USA and we have issues with this word, for some reason.

However, I was a little surprised that the line "I want to feel you from the inside" was left unedited. I mean, that's just fucking, right? And as a lyric, I always thought it was more graphic imagery.

Does this seem weird to anyone else? Is it just me?

Laugh and Cry and Mostly Meh

 I've been watching Family Guy and... it's not very good.

But... there are moments:

• Hank Hill's dream.
• Obama singing "Honestly Sincere."
• The OJ Simpson opera that sounds like an actual opera.

There's not much, but it's enough that I keep watching.

Yes, I'm taking someone else's pain and making it about me in a passive aggressive way, but it's been a while.

Just once, after giving someone physical comfort, and I don't mean right after, but days or even a couple of weeks later, I'd like for a person to come to me and say, "Thank you for that hug and holding me while I was upset. I understand that you don't like touching or being touched by people and the fact that you did it for me while it caused you discomfort shows that you are not the cold, unfeeling person that you can appear to be. Thank you."

It doesn't have to be those exact words, but it would be nice to have it acknowledged that while I was giving a person the physical comfort they desired I was physically, emotionally, and mentally uncomfortable because of the touching. It had nothing to do with the sniffling or the awkward way they reached out for me. The touching.

Back Off, Kitty!

How do you explain to your cat (or dog or whatever pet lives with you) that today you just can't handle touching her or being touched by her?

I mean, when I've tried to explain this to human adults who speak my language and they don't understand and/or they get angry at me.

CBT

Why do psychiatrists always insist on Cognitive Behavioral Therapy after a thirty minute meeting?

I HATE Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. HATE IT!

It's like being given hours of homework for the subject you hate most.

Assignment 1: Do something you hate doing it.

(After Assignment 1: Feel bad about myself.)

Assignment 2: Do something else you hate doing.

(After Assignment 2: Feel bad about myself.)

Theory: Do the things you hate doing over and over and you'll rewire your brain and you'll enjoy it.

FUCK YOU!

The Blurb

I learned the my nephew is my nephew this Sunday because he is starring in a play and used a traditionally masculine name for himself and he/him pronouns in his blurb. It was an unexpected thing to see. (Honestly, I thought he was more likely on a non-binary track.)

Yesterday, I sent him a text letting him know that I saw it and that I want to do everything I can to make him feel safe. (I also preemptively apologized for my future mistakes, because 15 years of habit will not disappear overnight.)

Here's the thing that bothers me, though: During and after the play, my brother, his father, and my parents, who spend far more time with him that I do, all used his birth name and feminine pronouns. Did none of them know? Did none of the see the blurb?

*sigh*

Part of me envies my nephew. I didn't even know the word for my sexuality until I was nearly 30 and didn't understand that it was who I was for another 5+ years.

Part of me is scared for my nephew because we live in a rural area and people who are awful about things like this are more aggressive in these times.

Lost in Location

 It's very rare for me to see a TV show or movie that takes place somewhere that I've spent a large amount of time.

That said, I'm watching Sacramento and been really bothered by some of the geographic choices.

Like the guys driving from LA to Sacramento and for some reason there's a brief point when they're on a two lane road with no building in site. Unless you're pulling off because you're desperate to go to the bathroom, there's no reason to leave the highway on that drive.

Also, they cross the Tower Bridge twice and it seems that both times are coming from West Sacramento into Sacramento. Once, it even suggests that they got of I-5 on to the bridge. There ain't no exit from 5 to the bridge.

Then, they're at Joe's Crab Shack in Oldtown, when they throw the "ashes" into the river, and then go to breakfast. I assume they'd go somewhere close, which is all of downtown and midtown. (It's not that big compared to other cities with a downtown and midtown.) It's Sunday and the road is completely empty. I'm not just talking traffic, but no one is parked on the street. Let me tell you, any place with a decent breakfast in that area, on a Sunday, wouldn't have parking for blocks. It must have been a really shitty diner.

While it didn't ruin the movie for me, it did take me out of the story.

Is it like this all the time for people who live in New York or LA or, London, or Paris?

I'm sorry, if it is. I don't like this feeling.

3 On a Scale of 10

 So, it's official: I'm on the autism spectrum.

I found out yesterday morning. I still don't know what I think/how I feel about this information.

It seem, though, that I was never/am never going to be able to be who/how I wanted. That makes me feel sad/hopeless, at the moment. Not because of what I am, but because of what I can't/couldn't be.

Processing will continue. I have to screw my courage to the sticking place and read the full report. Probably won't happen for a few days, though.

FOOOOOOD!

So, one great thing about being a BIG city for a while is the variety of foods.

Except for breakfast, which comes with the hotel stay, I've only eaten food that I can't get at home. (Things in the cold case at the supermarket don't count.)

I don't often eat out and the variety is so much fun.

One more full day surrounded by too much humanity.

Here's to delicious survival.

A Tale of Two Introverts

My brother and I are both introverts. However, he loved living in big cities and I hated it.

For him, living in cities meant anonymity. He said people looked past him and he never ran into people he knew, who didn't own/work in the stores he regularly visited. In a small town, he feels like he's always noticed and constantly runs into people he knows. (Although, I think his life would be more anonymous in town if his wife and children weren't so involved in the theater community. I mean, I live in the same town and work in human resources at a place that employs over 1000 people and I recognize someone at the store maybe three or four times a year.)

For me, living in a city is a constant crush of humanity. I can feel it pushing in on me from all angles. (I'm currently in a hotel in a BIG city. I'm surrounded by humanity from five sides. Thank goodness for a window.) It's horrible and uncomfortable and I don't understand how people can stand it. Yeah, I know I miss out on lots of things, like music and theater and comic book stores, but being able to do those things a few times a month do not lessen the crush of humanity.

I have another brother. He's an extrovert. Cities or towns, he's happy because he can always find people to be with. New people, old people, whatever people. He's happy with all people.

Less Phasers, More Politics

Since we know that Strange New Worlds will be ending in about 20 episodes and don't have a clue if Starfleet Academy will go beyond the first season, I've been thinking about what I'd like to come next for Star Trek.

If it were up to me, I'd like to expand Star Trek TV shows beyond Starfleet. One of the things I liked most about the first season of Picard (and I think the first season was the most interesting and the best season) was that many of our heroes may have come from Starfleet, but none of them were Starfleet officers. Starfleet was there, but wasn't central. I'd like to see more of that sort of thing.

If we're not on a Starfleet starship, I think we should focus on a group from the Federation's diplomatic corp.

A smallish diplomatic team of Federation citizens from many different worlds would have a starship and travel around the Alpha and Beta Quadrants to different worlds and starbases getting involved with political and diplomatic intrigue.

I'd set the series after Picard so the show can explore things like the Alpha Quadrant's recovery from the Dominion War, the destruction of Romulus (which was ignored after the first season of Picard), and the Ferengi joining the Federation.

New worlds would be visited.

Alliances would be forged.

If the series need to have a legacy character to be hung on, I'd bring back Molly O'Brien. After Picard she'd be in her late 30s/early 40s which is the perfect age for her to be leading a diplomatic team for the Federation. She was born on a starship. She grew up, practically, on Bajor and (if you count the relaunch books) Cardassia. She has experience with lots of non-humans and non-Federation citizens.

I don't know if Hana Hatae is still acting. It'd be great to use the same actress, but -- for no good reason that I know of -- they recast Bruce Maddox, so... you know, there's precedence.

I see great potential for political and spy stories with this setup. Which I guess means Section 31 could show up. If they do, can we please go back to how they were portrayed in Deep Space 9 and Enterprise? You know, when they were the bad guys. Section 31 is the antithesis to what the Federation and Starfleet stand for. They should always be the enemy. They are never in the right.

And, while I often enjoy serialization in TV shows, can we tone it down some? Take it back to an older style of TV serialization? One of the things I disliked about Picard and Discovery was how our heroes kept losing over and over until the last episode. Why can't they have some real victories? Wven if the victories don't relate to the season long arc? Maybe move to the Enterprise season 4 style of serialization and do 2-3 episode arcs. I thought that worked really well.

That's what I'd like to see out of a new Star Trek. I'll be there for whatever, though.

The "Q" Word

 I don't like the "Q" word.

I don't like saying it and I don't like hearing or reading it.

When I sing along with "All That Jazz" I always stumble over that part.

The word's supposed to have been reclaimed, right? People in the community use the word all the time. It's spoken on news reports by reporters who aren't part of the community. I remember reading an interview with a young actor who said acknowledged that she is both heterosexual and cisgender, but has always considered herself "Q." Then why do I cringe every time I hear the word? Shouldn't I be okay with the word by now? Everyone else seems to be.

Part of it is probably the hate an vitriol that was spewed when the word was used while I was a kid.

Back then the word "gay" was used to mean not good, but I don't remember hearing it said with hate. It was just sort of a casual way to dismiss things that people didn't like.

The "Q" word, on the other hand, was always said with hate. To be called "Q" was to be a horrendous, vile thing.

Boys played a game called smear the "Q" at recess. The goal of the game was to tackle the "Q," the person who caught the ball, as hard as possible. (Why anyone choose to catch the ball is beyond me.) Many walked away with scraped knees and bloody noses. This game was played whenever the year duty teacher was distracted.

All this is burned into my head.

And maybe part of my aversion to the word is because I was rejected by the community. I was told that my identity doesn't exist or doesn't belong within the community because people like me have it easier than others. The community is a weird place. There are lots of Gs who say Bs shouldn't be part of the community and both have people in denial about the Ts. I don't get it. Uplifting anyone helps to uplift everyone. Right?

Anyway...

A long time ago I read an article that compared the reclamation of the "Q" word with the reclamation of the "N" word. Except I've never hear A Martinez or Leila Fadel use the phrase "'N' culture" on Morning Edition, but they use the phrase  "'Q' culture" more than I'm comfortable with.

I'm not writing this to say that people should stop using the word. If you feel like the word's been reclaimed good for you. I'm going to continue to cringe when I read or hear the word. I'm going to continue to not say it. You do you.

Question

 Last week, a California Parole Agent was shot and killed at his place of work.

Flags are being flown at half-staff and some departments have suspended posting to social media out of respect.

I have to ask though, if it had been an office clerk -- someone who greeted the public, answered phone, filed documents -- would there be this much pomp? Would there? Honestly?

"Dilution of a Character"

 I recently read the transcript of an interview with Chuck Dixon. For those who don't know, in the '90s, Dixon was basically the Batman writer. He wrote the ongoing Batman and Detective Comics and a bunch of Batman miniseries. He wrote the Robin miniseries and the Robin ongoing. He co-created and wrote Birds of Prey. I wasn't a Batman reader and I knew his name at the time.

But that's not the reason I'm writing this.

When asked about his criticism of Mile Morales, Dixon said, "[I]t’s a dilution of a character. You’re diluting, you’re confusing your audience by creating these different entities with the same name."

And I wish that the interviewers had then asked him about Connor Hawke.

Connor Hawke was created to replace Green Arrow, Oliver Queen. Dixon didn't create Connor Hawke, but he did write the comics where Hawke took over as Green Arrow and then wrote Hawke's adventure for about three years.

How did Dixon feel about Hawke? Was he a "dilution of a character"? If so, why write him for three years and then come back to him several years later after Queen returned as Green Arrow?

(Hell, they could have asked if Tim Drake, the Robin Dixon wrote, the third Robin, was a dilution.)

Maybe he's cool with it because Green Arrow is just a guy with a bow and arrows. Dixon said, "I was gonna say that Iron Man and Green Lantern, I was gonna specifically mention Jon Stewart, they lend themselves because anybody can be in the Iron Man suit, anybody can adopt the ring."

I can't find any evidence of it, but I guess Dixon was perfectly cool with the creation of Riri Williams, Ironheart. Right? Right!? Because "anybody can be in the Iron Man suit."

sigh

Gumball does Joanna Newsom!

Always Tired

 It's been more than five years and nine months since I wrote this post about now I had been tired for more than five years. I'm sorry to say that I have not gotten any better since I wrote that post.

I don't think I've completed reading a novel in that time. I believe the travel book that I keep in my car is the same one that I was reading way back then. The idea behind the car book is to have something to read while I'm waiting for appointments or for take-out to be made or to read before a movie and eventually I'd finish and move on to something else. It used to take me about a year to finish a car book.

I get enough sleep.

Before I did TMS I was sleeping between 11 and 14 hour each night. Even on weekdays. I would go to sleep that early. After TMS my sleep adjusted and I sleep between seven and nine hours a night.

Still always tired.

On a good day, it's just being tired. On a bad day, it is straight up exhaustion.

Doctors, for the brain and the body, have been of no use.

Not currently on any brain medication. Haven't been on any since October or November of 2024.

No trips to Utah planned.

Be well.

In My Opinionation

For Christmas, my brother gave me the first two seasons of Blossom.

I started watching it a week or so ago and just finished the first season.

Included with the first season is the original pilot episode. In that episode, Blossom's parents are still together. When the first episode was released, Blossom's parent have been divorced for two or three years and she lives with her dad, which was a brave thing for a TV show from 1990 to choose to do.

Also, when the series starts, Blossom's brother, Anthony, has been in recovery for drugs and alcohol for a while. In the pilot, he's maybe only a couple of month into recovery. He's isolating himself from everyone and Blossom only sees him once, when she's up late at night while she's in the kitchen. I think the show would have been more interesting if he had been at the beginning of his recovery when the actual series started.

For the most part, the show is still enjoyable. It's very much a product of it's time and genre -- multi-camera sitcom. I'm enjoying the nostalgia of it.

However, this was one episode, so far, that really pissed me off. It's called "The Geek." In it, Blossom is tricked into going to a dance with a nerdy guy. A jock, played by the second Jimmy Olson from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, talks to Blossom about going to a dance and she gets excited and when she says yes the guys says, "Great, you'll be going with this guy." and out steps the nerd. Throughout the rest of the episode, Blossom agonizes over not wanting to go to the dance with the nerd Six, her best friend, even points out the Blossom was tricked, but Blossom dismisses Six. She makes up an excuse to not go to the dance then feels guilty about what she did. Then she offers to go to the dance with him and he turns her down and he gets the last work by saying, "It doesn't feel good getting turned down, does it?" And Blossom agrees! She was wronged! The jock and the nerd tricked her! AHHH!

Anyway, looking forward to the second season.

Also, Six is the best. She was when I watched the show in the '90s and she's still the best.

To Use an Old Metaphor

I have no plans to go to Utah. However, I think about going to Utah everyday and often desperately wish I were there already.

It's Gonna Happen, Sorry

 Dear Kid From the Autism Forum Who Doesn't Like Being Touched,

As someone like you, someone who hates being touched by people, but is several years older than you, it's my unfortunate duty to tell you that there is nothing you can do about it. People will touch you, on purpose and accident, for the rest of your life.

Accidental touches will happen. The only way that I know how to avoid these kinds of touches is to never go out. I haven't yet figured out how to do this. I have to go to work and go grocery shopping and I like to see the occasional motion picture and the picture house. I hope you understand that accidents happen and there's nothing you can do about it.

Unfortunately, on purpose touching by others will continue to happen, too, and there's nothing you can do about it because most people don't understand and touching COMFORTS them. They don't get a pain in their stomach when a hand is rested on their shoulder. They don't get an ache and prickles that can last for hours in the place where the hand was rested. For them the touching feels good.

When I was a kid, probably around your age, I got up to courage to tell my extended family that I didn't like being touched and asked them not to hug me anymore. For the months orI was ambushed with hugs by the people who were supposed to love me and care about my feelings the most. They thought it was hilarious. When I confronted them directly, they pretty much insisted I lied about not liking to be touched. Then, as I stood dumbfounded, I'd get hugged again. Eventually, because I stopped reacting, they stopped all the extra hugging and touching and went back to the normal amount. It was more than I wanted, but better.

A lot of people on the forum suggested that you tell a teacher or the principal. I don't think that would help.

Have you, or a friend, ever told a teacher that you were being bullied? And then the teacher talks to the bully and tells the bully that you, or your friend, told them that you were being bullied by the bully? And then the bullying gets worse? Yeah. What's going to happen if the teacher tells your class that you don't like being touched is that you're going to get touched more and, as long as it doesn't get violent, there's nothing that the teacher can do except remind the class that you don't like being touched. That doesn't help.

Maybe telling a teacher could help is the teacher is touchy-feely or has the class do massage circles. Maybe they'll stop calling for massage circles or allow you to sit out without drawing extra attention to it. Maybe.

Friends are an interesting case if you tell them. Some will treat it as a joke and will touch you more for a while. Some will understand and do their best not to touch you and if they do they will apologize. However, this will only last for a month or two at most and then they'll forget and the casual touching will start again.

And it doesn't stop once you get out of school either.

I have a coworker. I've worked with her for years. She's very kind person, with some horrible politics, but she's kind. She's also a toucher. As she moves past me, she'll put her hand on my back. When she comes up behind me to ask me a question while I'm sitting at my desk or checking my mailbox, her hand is on my shoulder. Every time.

I've told her that I don't like being touched, more than once, and she sort of stops for a while. But the touching comes back because, as she's told me, to her touching is REASSURING and COMFORTING. She's heard me when I say I don't like being touched, but I don't think she really believes me and I know she doesn't understand.

The one thing I haven't tried is just freaking out on people. I don't like making people uncomfortable. I hold in my desire to to let out a big reaction until I'm alone and let it out then. Maybe freaking out on them when they touch you is the answer. Maybe it'll get the message across and people will stop touching you. Maybe it'll get you sent to the principal's office in a conference with your parents. Who knows?

Who knows?

I know it's not the answer you expected and I'm sure it's not the answer you wanted, but it's my experience.

Good luck and be well.

ticknart

A Little Annoyed

 I watched The Fault in Our Stars this evening. I read the book, years ago, because emotionally I'm always a 15 year old girl, and remembered most of the details.

Anyway, spoilers for an 11 year old movie, there are two moments that bothered me:

1. When Isaac introduces himself he says he has a glass eye. The shot is close enough to then show both eyes moving with the exact same dexterity. Uh, not. That's not how it works. Sorry.
2. Near the end, while Gus is dying and in a wheelchair, for many scenes, he's still wearing his artificial leg. I mean, it's possible that he might continue to wear it, but it's unlikely that he'd wear it when he felt so tired and awful. It just bothered me.

Otherwise, the movie's fine. The acting is pretty good and the well deserved vitriol toward Van Houten works really well.

Stars granted.

Captain Janeway

So, I'm watching the Star Trek: Voyager documentary, To the Journey: Looking Back At Start Trek: Voyager, and I had to pause to get a thought out. It's a thought I had before, but didn't share.

Kate Mulgrew was not the first Captain Janeway. Geneviève Bujold was the first Captain Janeway.

For the most part, I adore Kate Mulgrew's Janeway. She is the cool aunt who knows everything about anything and will tell you bawdy stories and sneak you sips of wine. She loves you unconditionally and will run into a fire to pull you out.

Geneviève Bujold, from the few scenes that I've watched, was not like this. Her Janeway was more like the quiet, stunningly beautiful librarian. She saw you and respected you and wanted you to achieve greatness, but she lets you succeed and fail on your own merits. She might not jump in if she sees you having a problem, but if you ask, she will help you to the best of her ability and you will be all the better for it.

It's interesting to think what Voyager could have been if Geneviève Bujold could have handled the schedule. I don't know if it would have been better, but it would have been spectacular, in a very different way.

Hot Take?

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Numar is an important movie.

It's definitely not a great movie. I'm not even sure that it's a good movie. It's an important movie, though.

Back when it was first released, I was in high school. There was only one actual city in the county I grew up in and that city had less than 5,000 people. Hell, the whole county, all 2,000 some odd square miles of it, only had about 50,000 people. Yeah, I grew up rural and it's pretty darn redneck, with the little good and lotta bad that brings with it. But...

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar played in the local movie theater.

I got to watch a story about three drag queens traveling across the USA and being loved by a small town in middle America.

I got to watch this movie with my friends surrounded by a surprisingly large number of hetero couples who seemed to be enjoying themselves.

If I remember correctly, the movie was even #1 at the box office for a week or two. The movie wasn't just watched by New Yorkers and San Franciscans, you know.

Sure, there were better movies along similar themes that came out around the same time. Jeffrey and The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert come to mind right away. I still find Jeffrey delightful and Priscilla is wonderfully heartwarming/breaking. Unfortunately, both movies did not play at my movie theater. The nearest independent theater would have been over two hours away and, at the time, I didn't even know it existed. I knew these movies existed, but I couldn't see them. I did see To Wong Foo, though.

(Funny that, with only one exception I know of, the three movies I mention all starred cis, hetero men. But it was the '90s and, as the song says, you take the good, you take the bad.)

How many weird kids with the weird friends who were trying to figure themselves out got to watch this movie and, maybe, see a bit of themselves up on the screen?

Yeah, it may not be a good movie, but I think it's an important one.

Oh, and if you haven't seen any of these movies, but want to, please be aware that the language and some of the ideas are very much of their time. There's a good chance that parts will make you uncomfortable. 30 years of (some) positive growth will do that to a culture.

A Confession

I cannot sing the high note in "Take On Me."

The Cube

Let's play together!

The game:
Imagine a desert.
     How big is it?
     What is it filled with?
     What do the surroundings look like?

In the desert is a cube.
     How big is the cube?
     What is it made of?
     What does it feel like?
     What color is it?
     How far away are you from the cube?
     Can you see through it?
     Is it solid or hollow?
     Where is it in relation to the ground?
     What is its orientation?

Also in the desert is a ladder.
     Where is the ladder located in the desert?
     What's its position in relation to the cube?
     What is the ladder made of?
     What type of ladder is it?
     How large is the ladder?
     How many rungs does it have?
     What is its age?

A horse comes into the desert.
     What color is the horse?
     How big is the horse?
     Do you know what kind of horse it is?
     What is the horse doing?
     Where is it in relation to the cube?

There is a storm in the desert.
     What is the size of the storm?
     What is the distance between the storm and the cube?
     Is the storm passing by or staying in place?
     Is the storm violent or calm or somewhere in between?

Flowers bloom in the desert.
     How many flowers are there?
     Where are the flowers in the dessert?
     How close are the flowers to the cube?
     What kind of flowers are they?
     What color(s) are the flowers?

My answers:
The desert is vast and flat: no dunes, no rock, just sand from horizon to horizon.

The cube floats several inches above the sand, with a point facing down. It slowly rotates, but it's off center and looks wobbly. If it's hollow, it's too small for most people to stand up inside of it. It's made of three different materials: a bright pink plastic, some sort of gray metal, and wood that's brown but hasn't been stained or painted. The pink plastic is very shiny, but the rest of the cube is dull. It's all very smooth, but the three materials feel different from each other. I can't see through the cube. I think it's solid, but it's also coming apart at the edges.

The ladder is close-ish to the cube, but not touching the cube. It's about the same size of the cube, maybe a little taller. It's an old aluminum extension ladder, spattered with paint. Oddly, I don't see any rungs, just bare rails.

If there's a horse in the dessert, I don't see it. Maybe it's over the horizon? Maybe it doesn't exist at all?

The storm is as large as the desert. It's everywhere. Very dark clouds. It's not really storming, though. Rain occasionally spits down from the sky and gusts of wind come and go, but the storm doesn't break. It's staying in place and when it does break, the Earth will shake.

Many flowers are scattered around near the cube and ladder. They're dead, though. Brown, dry stems sticking out of the ground.

Meaning:
The desert represents your world view; your idea of the world you live in.

The cube represents you and how you see yourself in the world.

The ladder represents your friends.

The horse represents the partner you are subconsciously seeking.

The storm represents the obstacles or problems in your life.

The flowers are your (metaphorical) children. (Like the things you create and nurture and care for.)

Accuracy?
It feels pretty accurate. Not in a good way in many places. *sigh*

How did yours come out?

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I first came across The Cube way back in high school through The Cube: Keep the Secret by Annie Gottlieb and Slobodan D. Pesic. I find the book every seven or eight years on my bookshelf and re-imagine my cube. I thought it would be fun to re-imagine it with you, this time.

You can find deeper analysis in the book and online. They break down colors and materials and species and whatnots. However, I've never come across an analysis that talks about a cube made of multiple materials. I wonder how often that happens?

It’s Been Awhile

The short: lithium poisoning.

It's a interesting experience to be sent to the emergency room, get interviewed by the check-in nurse, then be pushed to the front of the line, in front of people with their arms wrapped in bloody dishtowels, because your brain isn't working properly.

But the poisoning isn't what I'm here to write about.

In my ongoing attempt to correct my brain problems, I spent seven weeks doing TMS. Five days a week I had an electromagnet put to my for up to 20 minutes. Once a week, I met with two doctors who run the clinic, but weren't actually at the clinic because their main office is in another city, to check my progress. When it was becoming clear the I had no progress, the doctors started bringing up possibilities for what is causing my brain problem. After discussion, one of the doctors asked me if I am autistic.

This caught me off-guard.

To the best of my knowledge, autism is not a cause of major depressive disorder. Autism does not cause a person to wake up just as exhausted as you were when you went to sleep. Autism does not cause you to sleep more than 12+ hours a night, if you don't have an alarm to wake you up. Again, to the best of my knowledge. These are the things that I was hoping TMS would help fix.

And yet, it stuck with me because I have... tendencies.

Last year, I brought up autism to a psychiatrist, and he blew it off completely.

Having it brought up to me by a doctor, though, that's different. That's an external source, listening to me describe myself, and coming to a conclusion that maybe I'm somewhere on the autism spectrum in a way that affects my life.

I took several online tests for adults to see if I may fall somewhere on the spectrum. All of the, every one I've taken, say that it's quite possible that I am on the spectrum. Every. Single. One.

So, what next?

Based on the research I've done, diagnosis will cost me $4500-$8500. That's not counting travel and hotels, because nothing is local. Sure, everyone offers video conferencing for the testing, but I can't be myself, for better or worse, on a video call. When I'm on a video call for more than 90 seconds my brain starts shouting at me to get off as soon as possible; I'm the same way on a phone call, get off as soon as possible. So, if I am going to do this, I need to be able to do this in person.

If I do it at all.

Because, honestly, what good would an autism diagnosis do me?

Sure, there's that simple elation of getting a diagnosis. That moment of feeling not alone. But what's next?

I'm not suddenly going to want to join a community and make friends. My depression won't go away because I have a label. I won't feel again. I won't be able to stop masking. I still won't be whole.

But... knowing would be a good thing. Knowing more about myself, understanding myself better, would be good.

While I'm pretty sure that I fall somewhere on the spectrum, I don't know if I'd even be able to get a diagnosis because, based on my research, for diagnosing adults they want to speak with someone who was an adult when you were a kid so that they can get an idea of who you were back then because, again according to my research, an individual on the spectrum couldn't know how to mask when they were young. And I don't think I can trust my parent's to give an honest account of how I was when I was younger.

When I've brought up the idea of getting a diagnosis to them, my dad is indifferent. He says that if I'm autistic then I'm high functioning, his words, and it shouldn't matter because I live a life. Also, I don't know how much my dad actually saw me as a kid. I think, to him, I was a bit of a mystery: a kid who wasn't a kid the way he thought kids should be. My mother, on the other hand, seemed offended at me even considering that I might fall on the spectrum. She worked with autistic kids when she was an aide at an elementary school. Not the worst of the worst, but pretty bad. Kids that really couldn't function if they didn't have a constant guiding hand and I did not need that kind of help growing up. There are no other people, who were adults when I was a kid, who I spent significant time with. My parent's are my only option.

Am I willing to shell out up to $8500 to have my parents possibly derail the process? I've read too many stories online about someone who had their diagnosis process stop after the adult person was interviewed. To not even get the chance to describe yourself would be terrible. More than disappointing. Legitimately terrible.

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I don’t know if I’ll be writing again. I want to, but I just don’t know.

Be well.