It's your fault!

You didn't watch when it was on TV!

"Did you know the clitoris is a holy sacred thing?"

NPR has posted the cast recording to The Book of Mormon, the Musical.

While I recommend you listen to the whole thing, if you won't here's where the individual songs are found. To get the best gist of the play, listen to "Hello!" then "All-American Prophet" followed by "Making Things Up Again" next "Joseph Smith American Moses" and finally move to 3:16 of "Tomorrow is a Latter Day" to finish the story.

"Hasa Diga Eebowai," "Spooky Mormon Hell Dream," and "I Believe" are pretty spectacular, too, but the first is purely funny and the other two are about a character rather than the mission he's on.

I really don't want to travel to New York, but I'd really like to watch this play.

A Very Potter Musical

I can't think of anything so write.

So, I'm posting a picture my brother took, after he staged it, of course.

Click for biggers!

Zombie Limericks!

Sort of like that Zombie Haiku! post. (Oh, and thanks to RhymeZone for helping when I got stuck.)

He said that he wanted my brain.
Not those girls exceedingly vain.
'Til he munched on a chick
Who was built like a brick.
They just won't eat one who's so plain.

Being dead doesn't mean being rude.
Ripping flesh with your teeth is so crude.
So, use knife and fork
To eat human pork.
It's the civilized way to eat food.

It's hard to remember having fun
When worried about your gun.
We see all we kill.
There are more on the hill.
Soon everyone will have to run.

The safest, they said, would be malls,
With barricaded doors and thick walls.
Well, now we're surrounded
And constantly hounded,
With nothing to eat but baseballs.

I shuffle and groan every day.
For my people, it's just our way.
When we're in luck,
We chow down on Chuck,
Or that grizzled old bat, Aunt May.

Please do your own and if you post it to your blog let me know in the comments.

Some Questionable Content

Click it for the full comic, although those are probably the funniest four panels of any comic I've seen in a while.

Zombie Haiku!

Topless Robot is holding a contest to write the best zombie haiku!

These are mine, so far:

Wandering, aimless,
Trying to stop the hunger
Drops of water tear

They promised Heaven
Or they promised me the void
Nothing about this

We huddle for warmth
And pray the snow stops monsters
Creeping in the night

Day and night they come
An endless river of dead
We can't take them all

Brains get tiresome
Liver is the money meat
'Specially off drunks

Never thought I'd hate
Eating meat, but the Reynolds
Are very gamy

Well, those are the "serious" ones, at least. (Also, that last one is supposed to be from the point of view of a survivor.)

I did get the very first comment and used it to make a joke:

brains brains brains brains brains
brains brains brains brains brains brains brains
brains brains brains brains brains

Remember that time Buffy was stalked by a sparkly vampire?

Elbow Deep!

There's more to the comic, but it's really all about that panel.

Tea Bagging!

I must thank Mr. Logic for this:

And if you watched it and didn't find the funny, check out the Urban Dictionary's definition.

The Great War

As part of my birthday gift from my brother and the fiancée, my brother drew on the box.

Since I have delcared myself his biggest fan, I share with you four of five sides he drew on. Be sure to click to see better detail, and pardon the changes in shadows and color, I'm not much of a photographer.

Also, it reads from left to right, top to bottom all the way around the box.

Beware the Catgirls

Oh, Something Positive, why must you be so funny?

The full story starts earlier, but the catgirls starts here, then this happens, and then the true danger is realized.

I hope the story goes on for a while before it ends.

My Brothers' Adventures

The Lumbering Mosquitoes of India

How to Enter Canada and Get Back, Without US Knowledge

Photo Phursday

Because I'm really 11 years old.

Photo Phednesday

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Heels made. I should get a little pirate. He can't be more than 3/4th of an inch tall, though. We want to make sure that The Flying Spaghetti Monster continues to keep all His grandeur.

Twitting

I don't use twitter. I don't hate it like I hate Facebook and MySpace and Friendster, I just don't use it. Sure, I'll check to see what Heels and Johnny Logic have to say (when they're not on vacation) a couple of times a day, but, other than that, it doesn't do anything for me. It seems useless.

Thank you Lore Sjöberg for explaining, in a funny way, why it's so useless.

EDIT: I should have included this Penny Arcade strip when I first posted, but I forgot about it until I read Jazz's comment.

F*cking Who?

Okay, I have to preface this by telling you that I would never endorse anything that has anything to do with Jimmy Kimmel unless it's really funny. That said, I offer up:

I'm F*cking Matt Damon
-and-
I'm F*cking Ben Affleck

I hope that one day I can buy the songs for myPod.

Link

Candidates as superheroes.

I wish they wouldn't give Aquaman such a hard time, though.

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Linkies

A Blog Post:
ElmoWood: The Red Menace And The American West

Comedy:
Famous Poems Rewritten as Limericks

2 Comic Strips:
Wigu
How Come I Hate Dogs

A Video Clip:
Some of My Best Friends Are American

And A Game About Shooting Zombies:
De-Animator