I'm sorry ladies, but I prefer to build my posse the natural way, so you'll have to wait.
First I get rich and then I suddenly find myself with fiercely loyal people surrounding me as long as I keep paying for a place for them to sleep (along with someone of the gender of their choice) and buy plenty of booze, expensive food, and lots of electronic toys. Once I run out of those things, though, they abandon me and sell their sordid stories of my life to the first paper that comes along.
So, if you're willing to wait until I get rich, to become a parasite, and to betray me after my time has passes then you can be in my posse.
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Can I be in your posse? Can I? Can I? Pretty, pretty please:D
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I'm sorry ladies, but I prefer to build my posse the natural way, so you'll have to wait.
First I get rich and then I suddenly find myself with fiercely loyal people surrounding me as long as I keep paying for a place for them to sleep (along with someone of the gender of their choice) and buy plenty of booze, expensive food, and lots of electronic toys. Once I run out of those things, though, they abandon me and sell their sordid stories of my life to the first paper that comes along.
So, if you're willing to wait until I get rich, to become a parasite, and to betray me after my time has passes then you can be in my posse.
How long do you think this might take? I'll wait, but I'd like to plan around it, ya know?
I plan on getting rich after I die. So, forty, fifty years.
I got the armchair, but could not link it or copy / paste the text, so what fun is that. Anyways, fun quiz.
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