Saturday, June 26, 2010

I LOVE getting these kinds of e-mails.

They make me feel so special!

From: Mr.Anthony Martin Esq <blahbhlahblah@live.com>
Re: Second Notice

Greetings,

 I understand that through Internet is not the best way to link up with you because of the confidentiality which my proposal demands.

However, I have already sent you this same letter one month ago,but I am not sure if it did get to you since I have not heard from you, hence i am constrain to reach you through the Internet which has been abused over the years.

 I wish to notify you again that You were listed as a Heir to the total sum of (Three Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased.(Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you). We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the Heir to the inheritance funds.

 Please indicate your interest immediately for us to proceed. I shall feed you with full details of this transaction upon receipt of your reply towards this proposal.

 All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money.

 I look forward to hearing from you.


Mr.Anthony Martin Esq.
Clive Fullerton
Trevor Smyth & Co
Chester House, 13 Chichester Street,
Belfast, BT 1 4JB
Private Telephone +4470111 83445

Things I really like:
  • The grammatical and formatting errors
  • That the name is withheld because "this is our second letter"
  • The fact that they don't have my info in the will, but it had my e-mail.
  • How my name's not actually used.
  • That the return e-mail address is at Live.com and not at trevorsmyth.com.
Awesome.

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