Things I Did Today...

• Bought a gift certificate for my dad's birthday, since I couldn't think of anything else to get him after a week of trying.
• Learned that instead of five weeks away, my next turn at the front counter is in two weeks.
• Got a new plan for how to use the new system at work, by using the new system as little as possible!
• Took a pee. In the potty! Aimed for the freakin' bee. Left a pee for the next guy to take.
• Took one break 30 minutes late and didn't get a chance to take the other.
• Felt grateful for my parents.
• Even the best option is worse than the old system.
• Didn't talk like a fucking pirate once!
• Read not nearly enough pages of my book.
• Ate the last of some leftovers, this was day five. Don't think I'm sick of the meal, though.
• Resisted the urge to explain to my supervisor why rotation is stupid and specialization would work better.
• Listened as the left earphone died.
• Thought about cheesy, garlicky, mashed potatoes that will be made tomorrow.
• Moved all my crap back to my desk from the front counter desk.
• Walked around clicking my pen.
• Wondered why people I work with don't read much.
• Worried about the state's budget, even if it does get signed this time.
• Disappointed in my reaction to learning my cousin was in the hospital. Am I only occasionally such a bad person or am I always such a bad person?
• Thought horrible thoughts.
• Hopefully helped some people at the front counter.
• Farted.