It's early. I'm working at a store that isn't officially the one I work for. I think I'm filling in for someone. I get to open. I start at 5:15. It ends at noon.
Later tonight, I'm closing at my regular store. I start at 7:45. If we do the work just right (or do a half-assed job) we're supposed to get out at 11:45.
Why did I do this to myself?
I think there will be much napping at about 1 o'clock today.