No Originality Today

My cousin posted this as a bulliten at MySpace. It seemed to require as much thought as I have left in my brain today.

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU

1. Are you in a relationship?
If "relationship" means exclusive dating, no.
2. Are you happy?
At times.
3. Are you bored?
At work.
4. Are you sad?
More than I want.
5. Are you Italian?
When in Rome...
6. Are you German?
A smidge.
7. Are you Asian?
Not really.
8. Are you Mexican?
Nope.
9. Are you Indian?
I'm not either kind.
10. Are your parents still married?
Sure thing.

TEN FACTS

1. Birth place:
South of here.
2. Hair Color:
Blondish, brownish, reddish. It depends on the light and the time of year and when my last haircut was.
3. Height:
68 Inches, without my shoes.
4. Hair style:
None.
5. Eye color:
Greenish.
6. Race:
Not while I'm driving.
7. Mood:
Variable.
8. Crush's name:
Isn't Crush an orange soda?
9. Available:
For what.
10. Lefty/righty:
Politics: Lefty. Writing: righty.

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

1. Have you ever been in love?
I'm not sure, which probably means "no."
2. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not really, but I like movies where it happens.
3. Why did your last relationship fail?
Because there wasn't one.
4. Have you ever been hurt?
I got a paper cut today.
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
If I have, I've never been told about it, but I doubt I have.
6. Would you date someone of a different race?
I'm not too keen on Klingons; nibbling should not involve a person bleeding.
7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
All the time.
8. Are you afraid of commitment?
Like to an insane asylum?
9. Have you kissed someone within the last week?
Cheek pecked grandma.
10. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I doubt it.

TEN THIS-OR-THATS

1. Love or lust?
Love with a healthy dash of lust.
2. Hard liquor or beer?
Neither.
3. Cats or dogs?
All cats, well trained dogs.
5. Television or Internet?
TV.
6. Pepsi or Coke?
Pepsi because I can't find caffeine free Coke that's not also diet.
7. Wild night out or romantic night in?
How about a wild night in.
8. Black or white?
Black or white what?
9. Night or day?
Day.
10. IM or phone?
Letters or e-mail.

TEN HAVE YOU EVERS

1. Been caught sneaking out?
Never had to sneak out.
2. Lied to your parents?
I was a teenager.
3. Done something you regret?
I try not to regret my choices.
4. Bungee jump?
Please.
5. Been on a house boat?
I've been in a house that's floating on water, but not a house that can drive around like a boat.
6. Finished an entire jaw breaker?
I gave 'em to my brothers. Yuck.
7. Went skinny dipping?
Nope.
8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back?
Not an option.
9. Cried because you lost a pet?
No.
10. Wanted to disappear?
Yeah.

TEN PREFERENCES

1. Smile or eyes:
Smiling eyes.
2. Light or dark hair:
Medium hair.
3. Hugs or kisses:
Depends who it's with.
4. Shorter or taller:
Doesn't matter.
5. Intelligence or attraction:
Intelligence is the attraction.
6. Romantic or spontaneous:
Are these things separate?
7. Nice stomach or nice arms:
Who decides what's nice?
8. Hook-up or relationship:
I'd rather have something lasting, no matter how it starts.
9. Single or group dates:
Is it for romance or pure unadulterated fun?
10. A date outside or at the movies:
Depends on the weather and what movies are playing and how long we've been dating.

TEN LASTS

1. Last phone call you made:
Some law firm to get them to straighten up.
2. Last phone call you received:
Some law firm trying to argue with me about our procedures.
3. Last hung out with:
Heels, Johnny Logic, Kamice, and Elex.
4. Last person you hugged:
My mother.
5. Last person you kissed:
Grandma, on the cheek.
7. Last message you received:
It was too long ago to remember.
8. Last people you went to the movies with:
Mom
9. Last person you have missed?
Me.
10. Last song you heard:
Bach's Little Fugue in G minor