Monday, January 08, 2007

Useless

Trying hard not to think about bad things. Thinking about the guy in the city smiling at people as they passed by who was masturbating through his pants. If he can be happy, can't anyone?

5 comments:

choochoo said...

lol. Hey, if you manage to become -that- happy, you could blog from prison. You know, like that Manson-guy. That would be cool:D

Jazz said...

Bwwahahahaha... um. Sorry. Reminds me of the guy I saw once in his car, parked on the side of the street at 5:00 pm, spanking the monkey. I guess he figured he deserved a break. NOW. Men!

ticknart said...

Choochoo, if I do become that guy, why would I go to prision? I wouldn't be whipping myself out in public. It's all done through the pants.

Jazz, I had a roommate who claimed he liked to do it while he was driving on the freeway. I don't get it. I need at least curtians or blinds covering the windows.

Sornie said...

Is it even technically masturbating if there isn't any physical contact?

ticknart said...

I vote that any time a guy is diddling his own erection, flesh on flesh or through some form of clothing or an object, it's masturbation. America may see it differently, though.